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Chiefs Coach Andy Reid — 'I Hide Cheeseburgers Under My Shirts'

Joe Student — Thu, 02 May 2013 16:25:18 +0000

During last week's NFL Draft, Kansas City Chiefs' head coach Andy Reid was noticeably dressed-down in a flowery shirt that may have been visible from space.

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The Gruesome Sports Injury Support Group [GRUESOME VIDEO!]

Duke Keith — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 22:02:30 +0000

Between Kevin Ware's leg snapping like a twig and Sidney Crosby taking pucks in the mouth, it has NOT been a good week for squeamish sports fans. To make matters worse, some media folks have brought up things like Joe Theismann's breaking leg and Clint Malarchuk's severed carotid artery to put the new lowlights into perspective. But don't fret, sensitive sports fan -- help is on the way! (WARNING! GRAPHIC, NASTY, HORRIFIC VIDEO & A BIT OF NAUGHTY LANGUAGE AHEAD!)

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Why Buzzer Beaters Suck [Half a Man]

Chris Illuminati — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 15:37:06 +0000

The ability to shoot video on anything -- smart phones, wristwatches and specially marked cans of Mr. Pibb -- has brought a litany of otherwise unseeable sports moments to the world.

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Four Putz: Crane, Watson, Fowler and Mahan Return for 'Golf Boys 2.Oh' [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 19:53:39 +0000

They're doing it for charity. That's what you can tell yourself after you watch this. As if "Golf Boys" wasn't enough, PGA Tour stars Ben Crane, defending Masters' champion Bubba Watson, Rickie Fowler and Hunter Mahan have returned for "Golf Boys 2.Oh". It's hilarious, though you may feel cheap and too-easily entertained afterward. But, hey, that's what the internet is for, right?

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Manti Te'o Under-Performs at Combine, We Make Another Parody Song [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 20:37:50 +0000

Manti Te'o is not impressing at the NFL Combine, leading some experts to predict he might fall out of the first round in April's NFL Draft. He ran a 4.82 40-yard that caused John Harbaugh to shake his head. Add all the stress from having to answer questions from the media horde and it sure sounds like he could use a friendly ear...

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NMSU Baseball Team Does the Harlem Shake [VIDEO]

Lauren — Mon, 18 Feb 2013 17:08:22 +0000

It’s officially a trend when college baseball jumps on board. Check out the guys of NMSU baseball doing the Harlem Shake.

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That Will Do: Dickie V's Wee, Kobe's A-Twitter & Beckham's Missing Ink [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:50:09 +0000

Does Dickie V's commentary hold water? Will Kobe Bryant do as he says and not as he does? Is David Beckham the Geico Gecko and does he use a butt double?! These questions and more answered in this week's "That Will Do" with Duke Keith.

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Cedric The Entertainer Performing at The Plaza Theatre

Intern Emily — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 21:03:03 +0000

The Plaza continues the comedy with Cedric “The Entertainer” on March 2nd!

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Bad Lip Reading Takes On the NFL [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 13:37:39 +0000

If you didn't see these guys during the political season, check them out here as Bad Lip Reading takes on the NFL. Hilarious!

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Drunk Aggies Interrupt TV Reporter During Cotton Bowl Live Shot [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Sun, 06 Jan 2013 01:53:03 +0000

As a life-long Sooners fan, watching the AT&T Cotton Bowl was a little rough. The Landry Jones era ends with a whimper from OU, but the Johnny Manziel era is just beginning at Texas A&M. Aggies fans have a right to be flying high...but this?

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Trojan Man: USC Coach Lane Kiffin Has a Message for El Paso, Trojan Fans [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 16:00:10 +0000

Is there any team in America that took a bigger nosedive than USC? From pre-season Number 1 to a 7-6 finish after getting bounced by Georgia Tech, 21-7, in the Hyundai Sun Bowl, the Trojans looked like they were sleepwalking. It sure didn't help that the team didn't seem very happy to be in El Paso. Either way, head coach Lane Kiffin had this message for the city of El Paso and USC fans.

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This Drunk Guy Wants His Mommy

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 20:00:55 +0000

Some pretty stupid (and wildly entertaining) stuff can go down when alcohol is involved, like going on an airport joyride while wasted. It's not the smartest thing to do, but it happens. There's also the embarrassing drunk scenarios, like the one with this dude from Florida.

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Another NBA Team Butchers a Christmas Song for Our Amusement [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 13:13:35 +0000

If Houston's trying to own Hanukkah, Dallas can't be far behind in trying to own what's next. The Houston Rockets did "The Dreidel Song" to honor those eight crazy nights. Not to be outdone, the Dallas Mavericks got together for a really bad rendition of "Sleigh Ride". Too bad for the Mavs and Rockets that the San Antonio Spurs own them both.

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Born Into It: Great Sports Promo Gets the Yin-Yang of It (with Translation) [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 23:00:23 +0000

I LOVED this ESPN promo when I first saw it. Loved it even more when I discovered there was a translation. A couple of blokes from Manchester -- one, a fan of the Reds (Manchester United); the other, a Blue (Manchester City) -- show us how, even when we're different, we're the same. And, yes, that is sports. As they say across the pond, "Brilliant!"

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Brad Keselowski Gets His Beer Buzz On After Winning Sprint Cup [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 14:49:21 +0000

Brad Keselowski completed the Chase for the NASCAR championship at No. 1, winning the Sprint Cup Series championship by finishing 15th at Homestead-Miami Speedway. ESPN spoke to Keselowski live well after the race and, uh...Let's just say Brad had been drinking...OUT OF A TWO-GALLON BEER MUG THAT WAS MOSTLY EMPTY!

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That Will Do: Cowboys, Gronk Abroad, World Serious, NSFW Golf Rants, the Honey Badger & More [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 23:36:44 +0000

A jam-packed edition of That Will Do, as we combine a touch of Tosh.0, not one but two Adam Sandler classics, gratuitous kitten videos and more to take on Jerry's Kids, Gronkowski spikes, Taiwanese animators screwing up Miguel Cabrera's name and Honey Badger's up-in-smoke career, plus a challenge to LSU and Alabama fans. And, out of all these characters, it's a golfer who makes this NSFW! Enjoy...

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How Did the Giants Sweep the Tigers? Taiwanese Animation Clues Us In! [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 14:26:55 +0000

From the giant Kung Fu Panda with a broom to highlighting the struggles of "Mig'ur Cablela", the Taiwanese animators at NMA World Edition show us how San Francisco swept Detroit out of the World Series, complete with a scene of the Panda taking a chainsaw to a tiger's head! You can't make this stuff up. Or, well, actually...

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That Will Do Takes On Lance Armstrong, A-Rod, Nike & More [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Sun, 21 Oct 2012 10:15:50 +0000

What would you get if you crossed Tosh.0, sports headlines, cutting-edge satire, great movie quotes and snappy dialogue? Probably something pretty cool! And then there's "That Will Do"...

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That Will Do: Duke Keith Takes on the Jets and Rangers [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 15:46:08 +0000

Time to take on the New York Jets quarterback controversy (which, of course, started at the exact moment the Jets picked up Tebow in the off-season) and the Texas Rangers collapse at the end of the regular season. Team president Nolan Ryan can't be pleased.

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It's Time To Play…Pro Athlete or Porn Star?

GuySpeed Editors — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 15:02:22 +0000

One of the main reasons we love sports so much is that it’s chock full of sexual innuendos. There are poles, strokes, a whole lot of balls, and that’s just the beginning. You name it, we can twist it around and make it sexual, because we’re all immature 12-year-old kids at heart.

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