Johnnie Walker

I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.

Texas Longhorns 2013 Football Schedule
Texas Longhorns 2013 Football Schedule
Football season is almost here, and that means another season of Texas Longhorns Football!  Catch Mack Brown and the team every game, every play, all the way through the season, and into the bowls, right here on 600 ESPN El Paso. Some of the game times are still to be determined, based on TV scheduling.  We...
Celebrate the 4th of July with Some of the Best Star Spangled Banner Performances Ever!
Celebrate the 4th of July with Some of the Best Star Spangled Banner Performances Ever!
Today is a day to celebrate the United States of America, and enjoy all the freedoms we enjoy here. We get to barbecue, party, drink and shoot off fireworks. Enjoy the day with your family and friends, and celebrate the country's birthday! Happy 4th of July, everyone! Enjoy the videos!
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Never Meet Your Favorite Athletes, Musicians or Actors – It Only Leads to Heartbreak [POLL]
You hear it all the time...even though now that society has become so obsessed with famous people, and our access to their daily lives grows. You hear the stories about someone who meets the person they've idolized for so long, imagined having a drink with, hanging out...and the reality is so different. The star is rude, uncommunicative, and doesn't want sign anything or take a picture with you. R
The El Paso Triple A Team Should Pick Its Own Name – Forget the Voting! [OPINION]
The El Paso Triple A Team Should Pick Its Own Name – Forget the Voting! [OPINION]
So, we're into the end of voting for the team name for El Paso's Triple A baseball team. Have you voted? No? Think the team names suggested for us to vote on are horrible? Yes? I agree, and apparently you do too, after the fun week SportsTalk has had with the names. Here's my idea. It may seem a bit radical.
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The Heat Are Going To Win the NBA Finals – Superstition Proves It
It usually doesn't take more than a sentence or two with a sports guy, talking about any subject, before you receive some sort of bizarre superstition in reply. After Thursday's NBA Finals game 1, I was talking with one of our sports geeks about the series. "Well, you know the team that loses the first game will win the series." What? What kind of science or hokum is THAT based on? Read
CONTEST: How Many Games Will the NBA Finals Take?
CONTEST: How Many Games Will the NBA Finals Take?
NBA Finals week is finally here! Wrapping up the NBA season, the Heat return to see if they can repeat, facing the Spurs. Can they do it? Can the Spurs take it away after their sweep in the Conference Championship? 600 ESPN El Paso wants to know, how many games is the series going to go? We'll give you free stuff for guessing correctly! You don't even have to pick a team, just the number of games.
It’s Always Funniest When the Sportscasters Have No Idea What’s Going On [VIDEO]
It’s Always Funniest When the Sportscasters Have No Idea What’s Going On [VIDEO]
Chad is a funny guy when it comes to sports. He loves his English soccer, and carries his laptop around with him everywhere, watching Liverpool all day. He bumps into people in the hallway, walls, all because his face is buried in his computer screen. During parts of SportsTalk, listen in the background to hear if Chad's back there screaming, "Yes, yes, yes, yes...NOOOOO!"
Steve Kaplowitz’ El Paso Athletic Hall of Fame Acceptance Speech [VIDEO]
Steve Kaplowitz’ El Paso Athletic Hall of Fame Acceptance Speech [VIDEO]
We've been celebrating the El Paso Athletic Hall of Fame all this week, with our very own sports guy, Steve Kaplowitz being honored with his induction. Last night, at the Tomas Rivera Conference Center, Steve and the other great El Paso sports legends accepted their honors, and thanked all the people that are important to them.

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