Back in the day, it was best to just put up a few fliers and maybe an ad in the paper if your dog went missing, but times have changed. People figured better ways of getting their cries of “lost dog” heard.

For example, freezing on a street corner in a bikini.

A young woman in San Diego lost her Chihuahua at her apartment complex recently and will do just about anything to get it back. So, she’s begun a “Fast and Freeze” crusade to have her dog returned to her.

Arlene Corona is refusing to eat and will do nothing but stand on a street corner in 40 degree temperatures wearing a bikini and holding up a sign with pictures of her beloved “Chipita.” She’s taking these desperate measures after posting fliers, calling pet shelters and employing the services of a pet psychic, all to no avail.

Corona said a maintenance worker saw a girl take the dog and she just wants him back. She’s offering a reward for the dog’s safe return. And if she’ll stand on a busy street in a bikini while it’s missing, imagine what she’ll do when the dog is home again.

OK, OK calm down with the “imagining” you pervs.

[Via BuzzFeed]