Vernon Davis Gets Tackled by His Junk

The mother of all things unholy happened to Vernon Davis this weekend. The man was tackled by his penis.

No, seriously. Rams safety T.J. McDonald broke the unspoken rule of football when he took down Vernon Davis with a hand securely wrapped around Davis' baby-maker. In understandable pain, Davis rolled around on the ground a little before walking it off. See, soccer fans? That's a real injury.