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Jerry Sandusky Gets a Visitor in Prison [VIDEO]
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Olympic Fun: So Call Me Lochte [VIDEO]
At the risk of overloading the internet with Carly Rae Jepsen ripoffs, we present a "Call Me Maybe" parody -- meaning nobody's lip-syncing the song in a mass transit vehicle, they're making funnies by writing their own lyrics. This one's by a group called NOC, which seems to be happy Ryan Lochte's beating Michael Phelps these days.
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Penn State Football Team Ready to Ride out NCAA Sanctions [VIDEO]
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NCAA Throws Match Into Forest Fire with Penn State Sanctions [OPINION]
When I heard that the NCAA had empowered president Mark Emmert to blow Penn State out of the water, I reiterated my thoughts that any penalty coming from the governing body of college sports would be like throwing a match into a raging forest fire.
After hearing Emmert unload both verbal barrels, I've changed my mind about one thing. Good on the NCAA for vacating Joe Pater
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Should Penn State Tear Down Joe Paterno’s Statue? [POLL]
There has been a lot of response to my column about Joe Paterno, especially regarding the picture of his statue below. Penn State says there's no way that statue is coming down.
I think they ought to bring the thing down, especially because of the words they have next to the statue: "Success With Honor". Obviously, it's been all but proven in court that Penn State's success in football was not achieved honorably. And while I respect the university's right to keep the statue, not everyone with a can of spray paint will. Just sayin'.
Read the column here and vote on what you think Penn State ought to do with the statue in our poll below.
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Should Have Kept Your Eyes on the Kids, Joe [OPINION]
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LeBron James Made Entirely of Balloons [VIDEO]
Eat your hearts out, balloon animal-makers. Meet Joel Zae, a man who truly deserves to be called a balloon sculptor, and watch this time-lapse video of him making his masterpiece -- a nearly full-size LeBron James made entirely of balloons. Puts your puny weiner dog to shame, doesn't it, Fluffy the Clown?
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Build It & They Will Duck: Let’s Play Downtown Baseball, El Paso! [OPINION]
"...Ohhh, people will come, Ray. People will most definitely come."
Truer words were never spoken by a fictional character.
That was Terence Mann, as played by James Earl Darth Vader King Jaffe Joffer Muf
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Sandusky’s Serenade: What One Victim Might Sing to a Jailed Jerry [VIDEO]
Jerry Sandusky is allegedly under suicide watch in jail as he awaits sentencing for his crimes. They didn't get him on all 48 counts, but he'll spend the rest of his life behind bars. We hear inmates serenaded Jerry with Pink Floyd's "The Wall". ('Hey, teacher!...') But if one of his victims were to serenade him, it might sound something like this...