Every sport has its celebrations -- T.O.'s Sharpie in the sock, Ron Artest's elbow to the head -- but these days soccer players take the cake. You can get a yellow card if you take off your shirt after scoring a goal, but EVERYTHING else is fair game -- thumb-sucking (which I've never gotten), sambas, flips, 3-act plays...all these guys would need are some special effects. Hey, wait a minute...