We promise not to overdo the soccer. Much. But if you're one of those heathens who doesn't like soccer because teams don't score enough, then check out one of the greatest goal-scorers ever, FC Barcelona's Lionel Messi, who notched FIVE GOALS in a single game against German giants Bayer Leverkusen.

Mind you, this was a European Champion's League game. Barcelona won, 7-1!