Porta, a new bar and restaurant in Asbury Park, New Jersey has turned its outdoor eating area into a staging area for the best Christmas tree deal ever: $35 gets you a four-foot Frasier Fir, two pizzas and a carafe of wine or an ice cold domestic pitcher of beer. For just $60, you get a seven-foot Frasier Fir, two pizzas and a carafe of wine or pitcher of beer.

This needs to become a trend and it needs to become a trend right now. Drinking and eating would make buying a Christmas tree so much more enjoyable. Plus, booze makes people buy much more than they should, especially around the holidays. “Who cares how high our ceilings are, imagine how jealous the neighbors will be when they see our 20-foot Christmas tree!”

Hopefully this inspires other Xmas deals at some of our more frequented establishments like “Buy two boxes of Christmas lights and get a free bottle of Xanex from the pharmacy department” or “Buy two wreaths and get two lap dances on the house!”

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