Charmaine Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl

Today’s SuicideGirl, Charmaine Suicide, grew up in Austin, TX, where she impressed the local boys so much, her dad had to bolt down her bedroom window to keep them from crawling in at night. For real.

Name: Charmaine Suicide

Age: 21

Hometown: Austin, TX

Occupation: Server by day, tattoo apprentice by night. Soon I’ll be inking all you lovely ladies!

Current Crush: Jesse from ‘Breaking Bad’

Gets Me Hot: Confidence, and being straightforward, brutal honesty, intelligence, and good hair

Sign: Virgo

I Lost My Virginity …: To my boyfriend who snuck in my bedroom window in high school. My dad had to bolt on the window screens after a while!

Makes Me Happy: Conversation, pretty lingerie, kisses, cuddlin’ naked, painting, writing, betting lost in a good book, getting dolled up, shoes, manicures and pedicures, sunbathing, rings

Films: Waking Life Girl, Interrupted

Books: Life After Death, Choice Theory, A Grief Observed, Johnny Got His Gun, Hyperspace, Slaughterhouse Five, Cats Cradle

TV Shows: ‘Breaking Bad’