Look, down in that courtside seat with all that bling! Is it a pimp? Is it a rapper? No, it's Justin Bieber! Fresh from his Calabasas crib, the Biebs decided to take his talents to South Beach and take in Game 7 of the NBA's Eastern Conference Finals. Not that it was a particularly exciting game, but he sure looks bored. Just what is a teenager with that much gold jewelry thinking...?

Fortunately, we don't have to wonder -- we can just make it up!