This week, TMZ reported that legendary wrestler Hulk Hogan is featured in a sex tape.
Vivid Entertainment claims the video features Hogan doing the “falls count anywhere” with an unidentified brunette. The woman is not his ex-wife Linda and not his current wife Jennifer.
While the sex tape is currently being shopped to several porn companies by a third party (most likely Eric Bischoff), we have compiled the top ten things rumored to be included in the Hulk Hogan Sex Tape.
At his age, it takes a lot more training, prayers, and especially vitamins to “Hulk Up.”We find out in the tape that his “24-inch Python” talk was grossly exaggerated.
Hulk wears a bandanna to cover his bald head, and so does the “Little Hulkster”
All of Hogan’s dirty talk starts with, “Well you know, Mean Gene…”
She gets frustrated because Hulk only knows three moves.
As he “gets close” he begins to shake his head until he finishes by pointing at her and shouting “YOU!”
He confuses the girl because instead of her name, he screams “Brother!”
Much like his opponents over the years, he never lets her be on top.
When he says, “What’cha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild all over you?” She says, “Grab a towel.”
When it’s over, he says to her the one thing people have been saying to him for years, “That was fake!”