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Kugler Gets to the Heart of the Matter After UTEP Loss
The loss was like the wind that swirled around the Sun Bowl Saturday. It cut and stung and numbed.
UTEP deserved to beat Conference USA West Division-leading LA Tech, but the game can be as cold as November's empty aluminum bleachers. In a game rife with statistics, there are none that measure worthiness and only one that ever really counts...
Kugler Bristles At Reporter’s Questions, Won’t Lay Smackdown
UTEP head coach and rasslin' doppelganger Sean Kugler got as close to WWE Smackdown mode as we've seen him this season. Voice rising, jaw jutting, eyes blazing. And it was fun.
Can UTEP Right the Ship? Miners Get Gut-Check Win Over Rice
Stylish? UTEP? Only if you call beat up Dickies and scuffed work boots stylish.
Keep your hands down, hipsters. Notice I said beat up and scuffed, which isn't the same thing as "pre-distressed." Doesn't count if you bought them from a thrift shop, either, unless your reason for doing so is more Merle than Macklemore...
Kugler Eager to Move On from Eagles, Readies for Rice
(Courtesy: Denise Mata, UTEP Athletics)
UTEP Set to Host Rice on Friday Night
UTEP (3-5, 1-3 Conference USA) and Rice (4-4, 2-2 C-USA) will face each other on a Friday night for the second consecutive season. Kickoff is slated for 6 p.m. and the game will be televised on CBS Sports Network. Fans can purchase two-for-one tickets beginning at just $10 at the UTEP Ticket Center.
Junior Thunder Steals Rhinos’ Thunder in Home-Opening Series
Marc Zajic scored the game-winning goal on hockey’s equivalent of a passed ball in the third period and, behind the solid goaltending of Erik Spath, the Wichita Junior Thunder made the lead stick; downing the defending Midwest Division champion El Paso Rhinos, 2-1, Sunday afternoon to win the three-game series by the same tally
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Watch Every Post-Game Press Conference, Ever!
Watch this, even though you've seen it before. Once you see it, you'll realize you've seen it, but you'll appreciate it so much more when you see it again. I've been in it and I can't stop laughing because I know I'll be in it, probably forever!
It is the post-game press conference. Doesn't matter the sport. This is THE post-game press conference! And it has Weird Al Yankovic.
Is UTEP Finally Finding Answers to Some Hard Questions?
Clutch when it counted, the UTEP Miners shut down a pesky Florida Atlantic team and won a game it should win Saturday night in the Sun Bowl, 27-17. Maybe more importantly, the Miners finally found answers to some hard questions.
Can Mack Leftwich throw the football...
Why Is My Neighbor Looking for Steve Sarkisian?
I was listening in on my neighbor, Fred, as he was making a phone call in his back yard yesterday.
Not listening by choice, mind you. At least not at first. Fred's voice was drowning out my weed-whacker.
"Hallo, is this the Orange County Rehab Center...
See FC Juarez vs Monarcas Morelia in 2.5 Minutes
The match finished 2-2, but Bravos were aggressive throughout against a team that plays where FC Juárez wants to be - the Primera División of Liga MX.
Watch Edgár Iván Pacheco score to make it 2-1 in the second half (with a great run -- and maybe a small shirt tug -- from Jairo Bustos), get up close and personal with Bravos ultras from "El Kartel" ("Ten bucks...
Blame Injuries, Mistakes for UTEP Loss, But Not the Weather
With apologies to their fans, if not Milli Vanilli, UTEP won't blame it on the rain.
Attrition and execution had much more to do with the Miners' 25-6 loss to UTSA than precipitation in a game delayed twice by lightning, as did a Roadrunners' team hungry for its first win after a brutal non-conference schedule...