Look at this adorable Kodiak Bear.  He lives at the Olympic Game Park in Sequim, Washington.  He’s so smart he taught himself to wave at people passing by in cars.

He waves as if he is trying to get a job at Wal-Mart and get out of that terrible park.”Hello. I’m a bear. Welcome to Wal-Mart. If I can be of service, please let me know.”

The waving just makes him so damn cute. Go ahead.  Get closer. Ask him where the electronics section is or maybe just get closer and give him a hug. A little closer. Just a little closer…and now you’re dead because he is a ferocious bear that tricked you into becoming his lunch! Sucker.

Hope his Wal-Mart has a gun section.