We’ve posted quite a few articles exalting our love of bacon. We’d mainline bacon grease it if it were medically prudent, but there’s a breaking point in every love affair and we’ll call ours… oh, we don’t know, off the tops of our heads… let’s try, EATING IT RAW! Perfectly cooked bacon beckons delight in every sense of the body, but the thought of eating just one piece of uncooked bacon (let alone an entire package) sends today’s lunch rushing back up into our throats.

Watch this guy commit high crimes against pork below.

Does he look familiar? Maybe it’s because we’ve previously seen him chug an entire bottle of vodka. There’s no way this guy has health insurance, right?