The Wackiest Urban Dictionary Definitions for Texas

Ah the Urban Dictionary... it's certainly have given us some truly mind-blowing images & meanings in the past. Some are down right funny, some are absolutely disgusting. And if you look up "Texas' in the Urban Dictionary, you will find some mighty interesting results.

Here's how the Urban Dictionary defines "Texas"

Stephierburck says Texas is "The only place that's more American than America".

Well...yeah. Those two flags go so well hand in hand.

That's What We Call a clusterf: "The only state you can be born in and be treated like royalty when you visit other countries"

I can't say for certain as I haven't visited another country since I was born but if THIS true, I might need to start planning an international trip soon...

texasbabe goes into great detail but the part that I love the most is this part: "Home of the Wataburger, home of Southern Hospitality...And Everythang thats bigger and better.

AND NO!! We Dont all walk around with cowboy hats and boots, and we're all not rednecks....for that...see Oklahoma."

Btw there is a LOT of hate for Oklahoma when talking about Texas (But don't tell Buzz Adams).

Johnnymurder: "The best Mexican food. Dr. Pepper on tap. Beautiful ladies. Awesomeness everywhere you turn. The best f***ing place on earth. Move there now!"

It's true... we do love Dr. Pepper. It IS the king of drinks in Texas & our Mexican food is truly amazing.

A Texas Ex-Pat Stranded in the Desert: "Texas - cause even God needs a place to relax". Even the Big Man upstairs loves Texas. He loves everyone equally but I guess one of his favorites is Texas?

Texas=bi-polar: "The bi-polar state where you'll go outside without a jacket one minute and the next minute you'll freeze your ass off.". I wonder if this guy lives in El Paso...

Of course there are many people who like to give Texas crap...But my personal favorite: Nacodogian's definition: "The only state with 22 pages of people arguing about how to define it on Urban Dictionary".

Yeah... 22 PAGES. And I bet you there'll be more pages to come. And trust me... there is just as much praise as there is hatred for our state on UD.

So how do you define Texas? Well if you ask the kind folks who put THEIR 2 cents online, whatever the hell you want it to be. As long as there are people who love (and hate) our state, there will be many different ways on describing Texas.

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