I really thought this was a gorgeous resort hotel when I first saw this photo.

Diane Kink/The Kink Team, Keller Williams Realty via Zillow
Diane Kink/The Kink Team, Keller Williams Realty via Zillow
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This is not a hotel. This estate located in The Woodlands, Texas is nearly 31,000 square feet of luxurious living. If you have a need for 10 bedrooms and 18 bathrooms, and you have about $13 million to spare, the Estate on Grand Regency can be yours.

The property is listed by Diane Kink with The Kink Team/Keller Williams Realty. I found the listing through Zillow.

As you would expect, the home has some jaw-dropping features. In addition to the 30,000+ square feet of living space, the estate boasts an additional 7,000 square feet of covered terraces and balconies.

One of my favorite attributes of the property is what I'm calling the "Soda Shoppe Room".

Diane Kink, The Kink Team/Keller Williams Realty via Zillow
Diane Kink, The Kink Team/Keller Williams Realty via Zillow
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Diane Kink, The Kink Team/Keller Williams Realty via Zillow
Diane Kink, The Kink Team/Keller Williams Realty via Zillow
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This vintage throwback comes complete with a soda/ice cream bar, jukebox, dance floor, period mural, and did you notice the pay phone in the corner by the bar?

The Estate on Grand Regency comes with everything a $13 million home should. Pool, spa, home theater, complete generator backup, and a walk-in closet that's so big you'll need GPS just to navigate it. The house even features Crestron full-home automation. Yeah, I had to Google it, too.

You'll find this residence in the coveted Carlton Woods community which is home to the nationally recognized Jack Nicklaus Golf Course.

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