Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
The Dallas Mavericks Wish You a Happy Halloween
The marketing gurus for the Dallas Mavericks basketball team have taken it upon themselves to shred every last ounce of dignity from Monta Ellis, Shawn Marion and Dirk Nowitzki by producing this animated video of the three players performing the song “Monster Mash.”
Drunken Red Sox Fan Says Obscenities on Live Television
Perhaps it may have not been the best idea for Dan Hausle of Channel 7 Boston to interview a drunken Red Sox fan immediately following Shane Victorino’s grand slam run during Game 6, which ultimately, put the Red Sox in the World Series.
Super Strong 64-Year-Old Grandpa Is Ultra-Inspiring
You always hear people say: I think I look pretty good for my age. Well, after watching this video, we are convinced that very people actually do.
Extreme Hockey Brawl: Buffalo Sabres and Toronto Maple Leafs Go Toe-to-Toe
Even though it’s still only the preseason, the Buffalo Sabres and the Toronto Maple Leafs were on the ice over the weekend, not so much to play the game of hockey, but to beat the every loving snot out of each other, starting with a rather vicious bout between Jamie Devane and Corey Tropp.
WWE’s Jim Ross Calling It Quits – Here Is 7-Minutes of Him Screaming “Oh, My God!” [VIDEO]
The word on the street is that legendary WWE announcer Jim Ross is retiring from his high-spirited 20-year broadcasting career. There is no doubt that throughout the past two decades, Ross has witnessed his share of “Oh, my God” moments as the ringside commentator for this steroid sideshow and meat-head circus commonly referred to as professional wrestling.
Bidding On Texas A&M “12THMAN” License Plate Skyrocket
So, you think the price to renew your license plates is high? Try spending in upwards of $35,000 for one.
Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Dance to Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” [VIDEO]
It looks like TD, the Miami Dolphins mascot, is finally getting a little bit of that star treatment – covering Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” with his co-workers, the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders.
Texas Frat Boys Make Nerf Trick Shot Video
What else are a bunch of frat boy, rich kids supposed to do with themselves other than spend countless hours trying to perfect a series of parlor tricks involving Nerf balls, trampolines, playgrounds and poop buckets. Yes, poop buckets.
World’s Strongest Man, Brian Shaw Breaks World Record Deadlifting 973.5 Pounds
Warning: There is a distinct possibility you could suffer a massive hernia or even have your guts torn out of your body just from watching this ridiculous video.
Texas Fan Caught Picking Nose [VIDEO]
In this day and age, you never can tell when your face will be plastered all over national television showing you involved in one of the many disgusting habits of human nature. Unfortunately, your chances of being caught on camera doing something like picking your nose is definitely more probable in a football stadium full of screaming fans and extremely bored cameramen.