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Ketterer, Hererra Shine as Locomotive FC Earns Crucial Point
It wasn't a win for El Paso Locomotive FC, but there was a point. The kind you earn and the kind you make.
Injuries and Road Games: No Day at the Beach for Locomotive FC
The conditions at Toyota "Field" were far from ideal for a team that enjoys the part of the game where you roll the ball on the ground, which is to say "soccer"
Locomotive Digs Deep but Can’t Excavate Las Vegas Lights FC
As with all things Vegas, the house won. Or at least its storm cellar won, anyway.
Road Warriors: Locomotive FC’s Unbeaten Streak Hits 9
In soccer you hear the phrase: "making our home a fortress". Locomotive FC is still working on that, but it's the road that shows just how well built this team is.
Time-Outs in Soccer? Break Leads to Breakthrough for Locomotive
Up a man with the lead? Locomotive was safely past the railroad crossings and into open country but hadn’t opened the throttle. And that had Mark Lowry upset.
Point Is, Locomotive FC Keeps Grinding Out Results
The phrase "It's a marathon, not a sprint," is grossly overused. But run 26 miles and see if you care who broke the tape at the finish line.
Em-Brace Soccer? Kiesewetter Scores Two – Again – In El Paso Win
Slow down, Jerome! People will begin to have expectations. Not that they don't already, especially after a 3-1 win over future MLS darling, Sacramento Republic FC.
Locomotive vs. United: What Did We See on Mother’s Day?
What we saw was a game that was as close to a derby as two interstate freeways and a desert will let us have.
The Beautiful Game Back in El Paso? Bring it. I’ve Been Waiting.
A sellout crowd. Legit players making legit money playing a legit professional sport in...El Paso?
World Cup Fun: How to Sing Happy Birthday in GOOOOOL!
Sometimes the World Cup just sounds better en Español, especially goal calls – long enough to make an opera singer jealous. You could play a song from one online!