I'll be the first to admit I've spent more of my life wasting time than being productive.  I've had my moments of inspiration, but I've probably also watched more Walker Texas Ranger re-runs than most people on the planet.

My college roommate and good friend Pat shares my love for sports and bad television.  One of our favorites was Bill Walton.  Walton is much more 'Talking dead-Head' than he is 'Talking Head.'  It's clear his personality and aura was forged sometime in the 1960s and it hasn't changed.  Pat recently sent me a couple Walton gems and I'd like to share them with the rest of you.


Here's Bill comparing Shaq's arrival in Phoenix to the creation of the Grand Canyon.

Doesn't get much better than Bill waxing about his 'bike-rides' to the stadium.