As Clark W. Griswold said “There are plenty of shopping days left until adulteries – adulthood – which is to say Christmas, as in yule…yule log.”

What better way to celebrate the holiday than to get hammered off of eggnog with Cousin Eddie out of your very own Marty Moose Mugs made famous in ‘National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.’ Each mug is $20.99, but that’s peanuts, considering you’ll have a ton of money left over after you put in that swimming pool with your Xmas bonus.

These moose mugs guarantee you’ll have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny blanking Kaye. ‘Tis the season to be merry. Also the season to be drunk. You can’t be one without the other.

[Via Red Rider Leg Lamps]