Remember ‘Rock ‘em Sock’em Robots’ from when you were a kid? The red and blue robots with the heads that spring up when hit? Wow, you’re old.

Now imagine those robots as life-sized robo bumper cars two people drive around in and fight each other with and you’ll get the gist of ‘Bionic Bopper Cars.’ These fuel powered robots will last up to five hours so you and a friend can beat each other up all day.

They will probably be the closest humans get to the movie ‘Real Steel’ for a while and they’re fairly affordable at $17,000 for the pair. Or just buy one for $8,500 and beat the bolts off people. Especially those dudes that taunted you after kicking your butt at ‘Rock’em Sock’em Robots.’

[Hammacher Schlemmer via DVice]