Eli Manning joined the Reddit world today to answer a few questions from the public. Some were awesome. Some weird weird. Some were important -- like where he'd tattoo Peyton if he ever found him passed out.

Have you ever been starstruck? Hmm. I asked K-Fed for a picture one time. That's the only person I've ever asked for a picture, Kevin Federline.

Who was your celebrity crush growing up? Kelly Capowski.

What's your favorite dessert? Whew. Probably an ice cream sundae.

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized DeMarcus Wares or 1 Demarcus Ware sized duck?Uh....I think 100 duck-sized DeMarcus Wares.

After you throw an interception do you want to punch the guy who caught it or do you mostly just feel sad? I don't think I've ever thrown an interception?

Eli, can you comment on this gif of you doing lombardi trophy curls?  I'd like to be doing lombardi trophy curls in February.

What was going through your head when you and Peyton filmed the DIRECTV commercial? Did you feel ridiculous? I thought "I hope they can make me sound much better than what it sounds like right now."

My question is who would win in an arm wrestling contest; you or Peyton? Definitely me.

If you could go back in time, where would you go? Hmm. I'd go back to Ancient Rome, and watch some gladiator fights.

If you could tattoo any image on Peyton's body (presumably when he's passed out drunk), what and where would it be? I think I would tattoo Mighty Mouse on his right forearm.

Had football not worked out, what do you think you would have done? Badminton?

Out of all of the Manningfaces, which is your favorite? The "excited I just did a touchdown" one.

What should I have for lunch and dinner tonight? I want a meal of a champion and your the go to man! I had a chicken gyro today, so I think that would be a good start. And tonight, maybe do a little italian, some chicken parm.

What was your first thought when you saw Tyree catch the ball? "Did he really catch it?"

What is your weirdest or most memorable fan encounter? A guy wanted me to sign my autograph on his arm, which he was immediately going to the tattoo parlor to get it tattooed on his arm. Yes I signed it. Go Giants!


Read the whole thread here.