Steph Curry played an incredible NBA Finals series and had a truly unforgettable MVP season. Perhaps one of the biggest lessons he learned from winning the title last night is that champagne baths are terrible for the eyes. During the celebration, champagne obviously is opened and used like it's New Year's. Curry learned the hard way that champagne can also lead to high levels of irritation in the eyes. In other words, to quote Smeagol from Lord of the Rings, "it burns... IT BURNS!!" But hey, those are the perks of winning a championship... getting stung by champagne in the eyes.