Teddy Swims is coming to El Paso, TX and that's great but let me tell you the real Teddy Swims news. I believe Teddy Swims and Post Malone are the same person, and before you call me crazy, just look at the evidence.

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Okay, so my evidence is basically nothing. I'm putting this together as I go because if I'm being honest, I had never seen Teddy Swims in person before. Id only ever heard his songs on the radio. After I heard he was coming to town, I looked him up to see what he looked like and I was shocked!! Normally, I probably wouldn't think that Teddy and Posty look alike, aside from the tattoos of course.

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Here's the thing though, I just happened to watch the new Roadhouse movie with Jake Gyllenhaal on Amazon Prime recently and I saw something really interesting. No spoilers because what I saw was literally right at the beginning of the movie.

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The opening scene of the new Roadhouse movie is none other than our good pal Post Malone fighting in an underground bare knuckle boxing ring. And I know its CGI but Posty beats the STUFF out of the guy he's fighting!!

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I believe they used CGI to beef up Post a little bit too because he looks a bit thicker than he usually does. On top of that, Post Malone is bald and has a thick beard in the scene as well.

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Teddy Swims just happens to be bald, thick, and has tattoos all over his body. So you can imagine my surprise when I saw a picture of Teddy for the first time and he looked almost exactly like Post Malone in Roadhouse.

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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 01: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Teddy Swims performs onstage at iHeartRadio 102.7 KIIS FM's Jingle Ball 2023 Presented by Capital One at The Kia Forum on December 01, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images for iHeartRadio)
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This got me thinking...maybe Post Malone is actually Teddy Swims!! There have been so many rumors like this with celebrities before, where people in the world believe that some performer has such a striking image to another, they believe one performer is actually another in disguise.

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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 01: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Teddy Swims performs during the KIIS Jingle Ball Village at The Kia Forum on December 01, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jesse Grant/Getty Images for iHeartRadio)
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Why Would Post Malone Be Teddy Swims In Disguise?

Well Iris mentioned many times that Posty has been working on a country album. Maybe Post Malone wanted an opportunity to try out a new sound and see how people liked it before implementing it into his repertoire and pushing away fans?

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 31: Post Malone performs during the Times Square New Year's Eve 2020 Celebration on December 31, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Noam Galai/Getty Images)
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Or maybe Post Malone has gone insane and he just likes pretending to be someone else? Who really knows. Not me!

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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 01: Teddy Swims performs onstage during the Warner Music Group Pre-Grammy Party at Citizen News Hollywood on February 01, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Joe Scarnici/Getty Images for Warner Music)
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I know what you're thinking though. "Grizz, how can they be the same person if Teddy Swims is bigger than Post Malone? How do you explain that they have different tattoos and different noses and different blah blah blah!?"

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LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - FEBRUARY 09: Post Malone performs onstage during The One Party by Uber at Fontainebleau Las Vegas on February 09, 2024 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Jerod Harris/Getty Images for Uber)
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Well my answer? Hollywood. Hollywood has prosthetic make-up to make faces and bodies look different, Hollywood has regular make-up to hide tattoos or add them, and Hollywood even has special shoes to make someone look taller.

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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 01: (FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY) Teddy Swims performs onstage at iHeartRadio 102.7 KIIS FM's Jingle Ball 2023 Presented by Capital One at The Kia Forum on December 01, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for iHeartRadio)
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Try and explain that, skeptics.

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TAMPA, FLORIDA - NOVEMBER 26: Teddy Swims performs onstage during iHeartRadio 93.3 FLZ's Jingle Ball 2023 at Amalie Arena on November 26, 2023 in Tampa, Florida. (Photo by Gerardo Mora/Getty Images for iHeartRadio)
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