It's been quite a while since I've stepped foot into a strip club- not because I'm a hater or anything- but they're usually too far for me!

Also, I don't want to mention names but someone on the Morning Show refuses to take me to one of the new strip clubs in town- and all I want to do is try the food- but I digress.

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In this day and age, you can leave a review for anything- AirBnB, restaurants and even your local gentleman's club; which is something I never imagined you could do.

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Well, I guess that anything is a go when it comes to reviewing a gentleman's club. Over on Twitter, the account @Stripgonewild AKA Strip Club Reviews Gone Wild, they round up some of the best reviews left behind by patrons of strip clubs across the country and I don't want to brag but one of their top reviews is from a strip club in good ol' El Paso!

The top Tweet, and, the most liked Tweet and review comes from Jaguars in El Paso, check it out below:

This patron got STABBED and would still consider going back! That place must have that certain something.

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Over at Dreams- this patron gave five stars but you are warned that a good time isn't cheap, and to be prepared to pay!

But you are also reminded that there is a dress code at Dreams and beanies are not allowed.

Over at one of our favorites, The Red Parrot, this patron gave five stars and a thumbs up.

But, of course, not all reviews can be positive; sometimes patrons encounter a bad night:

The dancers may have had the moves but there was no passion.

And at Jaguars, one patron was not too happy with the prices:

No one tell this person how much it costs in Vegas!

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