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Lumo Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lumo, a “sample sized” South African SuicideGirl who’s into kung fu, freckles, Skyrim, the Watchmen, and ‘Game of Thrones’. She also likes to lick stubble. Did we mention we hate shaving? We hate shaving.
Deziree Ramirez – Babe of the Day
Deziree, better known as “Undezcovered”, is a 29 year old model and future cast member of The Real Houswives of Dallas, which is scheduled to shoot in August and air in 2013 on Bravo.
Terrox Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Terrox, a 20-year-old SuicideGirl who’s into pot, pink stuff, panda videos, teens getting wasted, and after parties. We’ve got ‘pink slime’ and a live stream Panda Watch at the crib.
Crystal Leigh – Babe of the Day
Crystal’s a 21 year old model, dancer, and ring girl from Riverside, California who’s appeared in music videos for Flo Rida, Marques Houston featuring Rick Ross, and Gabriel Angel featuring DJ Reza and Junior Sanchez.
Rampage Jackson Shows Us How To (Not) Pick Up A ‘Gurl’
Rampage Jackson is nearing the end of his UFC career and judging by this video he shot for FilmOn.com, he might be looking for a way to expedite his departure.
If Only Pizza Crust Could Be Stuffed With Hot Dogs… Oh Wait
Remember the first time you heard about stuffed crust pizza? Your still developing brain almost couldn’t handle it. No longer would the ends go to waste. Now, Pizza Hut in the UK upped the ante by stuffing their crust with hot dogs.
New Era’s Newest Rivalry: Offerman’s Cubs vs. Robinson’s White Sox
Last year, New Era stepped up their marketing game with a series of rivalry spots pitting Yankees fan Alec Baldwin against Red Sox fan John Krasinski, with 30 Rock’s Jack Donaghy usually getting the best of The Office’s Jim. This year, New Era’s taken the rivalry to the Midwest with Parks & Rec’s Ron Swanson repping the Cubs and The Office’s Warehouse Foreman Darryl backing the White Sox.
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Marlene – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Marlene, a 21 year old illustrator from France who’s into Russian, likes listening to Sigur Ros and Porterhead, and enjoys watching Sucker Punch.
Christine Dolce – Babe of the Day
Christine’s a 26 year old model and hair & make-up artist from Huntington Beach, California who sometimes goes by the name “Forbidden”.
LikaLorelei – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet LikaLorelei, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl who loves sushi, pizza, photography, Avenged Sevenfold, and Blow (the movie). Snap off some mental images of this goth goddess for later.