K. Thor Jensen

Okay, sure, we couldn’t make it out to Coachella to see all the hottest buzzbands, but that doesn’t stop us from crushing from afar.

If there’s one thing we can say about newly-signed country singer Rachel Bradshaw, it’s “Thank God she didn’t inherit the old man’s looks.”

It’s kind of ironic that today’s Crush of the Day was a crush of many young men back in the mid-1990′s. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Maybe we should have made her a ‘still got it?’

They say ‘Don’t Trust The B In Apartment 23,’ but we might take that risk if it meant shacking up with Krysten Ritter. The star of the surprisingly funny new comedy has long been one of our favorites, both for her striking good looks as well as her unique personality.

Let’s reach outside the boundaries of the United States for today’s ‘Crush of the Day.’

Like most of the world, our first exposure to Jemima Kirke came in Lena Dunham’s unexpected indie hit ‘Tiny Furniture.’ We rented it because, well, you can imagine what we thought it was about.

‘American Reunion’ hits theaters today, so we figured it’d be a fine chance to catch up with Alyson Hannigan, the original girl from band camp. A very perverted band camp.

If you’re a fan of Showtime’s ‘Weeds,’ Meital Dohan might be familiar to you. She’s the foxy Israeli that Andy tried to get with in rabbinical school, but their one sexual encounter involved pegging (don’t Google that).

Nicki Minaj’s ‘Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded‘ dropped yesterday, and we can’t stop listening to it. Not kidding.

One thing that we can’t promise you with these ‘Crushes of the Day’ is that they’ll be available. Ideally we’d just swoop in (on the back of a pterodactyl, naturally) and snatch them away from their current boyfriends, but in the case of New York City yoga teacher Hilaria Thomas, we might have some problems.