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It’s not uncommon for high-profile bank robbers to be given nicknames based on physical attributes or style. See: Baby Face Nelson and Charles “Pretty Boy” Floyd. Keeping with that unwritten law, it’s fair to dub a 23-year-old woman who orchestrated a bank heist so she could afford breast implants the “Boob Job Bandit.” The hook? She was the teller that handed over the dough in the robbery. Read M

We’re not usually in the business of boring readers with corny cat videos. In fact, a cat has to do something friggin’ spectacular to get our attention. This brilliant feline not only got our attention, he sets the animal  bra bar much higher for cat videos in the future.

As if we needed further proof that (A) cleavage is awesome and (B) no straight man is immune to the seductive powers of breasts, the following clip cleverly beats that busty horse to death.

Anna Benson, the wife of former New York Mets pitcher Kris Benson and star of the new VH-1 reality series ‘Baseball Wives,’ told the New York Post that the Mets traded her husband to the Baltimore Orioles after the 2005 season because they wanted to rescue fans…from her breasts.