These Texas Cities Make Surprisingly Great Names For Your Kids

Choosing your child’s name is a big decision. You want to name them something unique, but you also don’t want them getting picked on every day because it rhymes with a female body part. We all felt sympathy for the woman Jerry Seinfeld was dating in the episode “The Junior Mint”. Here is a list of five Texas cities that you can name your kid after to make your decision easier.

Dallas

The home of America’s Football Team makes a great name for boys or girls. Dallas makes you immediately think of a rough and tough cowboy for a boy’s name. Dallas is a man that can rustle cattle, ride a bull, and please a woman like no other man can. The name Dallas makes you envision a strikingly beautiful woman. She is wearing a sun dress and boots. You better not even think about disrespecting her because Dallas doesn’t take any trash from anyone.

Abilene

Abilene is a really good choice if you want your daughter to have a name that no one else in her class will have. It is ranked the 34,326th most popular name in the US, so it is a unique name. The city of Abilene only has a population of 130,000, but what Abilene lacks in size it makes up for it in character. Your daughter will be artistic, charming, and have a bright personality if she is anything like the city she is named after. If she isn’t then you can always just call her Abi.

Austin

Austin is the progressive capital of Texas with many of its residents working in the tech industry. Computers aren’t just for nerds anymore. Companies like google and Microsoft employ some of the country’s highest earning careers. Austin is a handsome fella, the star pitcher of his high school baseball team, and valedictorian of his graduating class. It is in your best interest to be a kind and loving parent to Austin. He is going to be very successful, and you’re going to want him to have a nice guest house in the backyard for you to live in instead of the state-run old folk’s home.

Devine

Devine is a small town outside of San Antonio. Devine means excellent and delightful, and wouldn’t that be the ideal child to raise? No sass, gregarious, and every teacher’s favorite student. The only negative aspect of the name Devine is that it could be associated with ladies that earn their money one single dollar bill at a time. Well Dad, don’t give her any daddy issues, and you won’t have anything to worry about.

Izoro

Izoro is the smallest town on the list with a population of 17. It is a great name for a boy or a girl. In fact, the town itself was named after a well-known resident’s daughter, Izoro Williamson. There doesn’t seem to be any information on him providing his name. He may have been well-known, but it doesn’t seem that he was very memorable. Izoro is a flexible name that can be used fully for boys or girls. You can also shorten it to Izzie for your daughter, and (you must have seen this coming) Zorro for your son.

Texas has so many wonderful things to share with the great people that live here, so any child should feel honored being named after one of the state’s amazing cities. This list may not provide a good name for everyone reading, however, and if that is the case you can always just name them after the author of this article. Mitchell and its feminine counterpart, Michelle, are amazing names that only the smartest and most attractive people are blessed with at birth.