We’re not entirely sure why this guy is video taping a vicious tornado ripping through the streets of Connecticut instead of tucking his head in between his legs and kissing his butt goodbye. But because of this man's bravery/stupidity, all of us get to see a tornado suck the roof off the Connecticut sports dome. Score!

However, it is worth mentioning that this video is filled with all sorts of colorful language that we believe accurately describes this young man’s feelings, as the twister shows him that even acts of God come with really big cojones. Honestly, we would have said a lot worse - and if we would have been lucky enough to make it out alive, we would have had to visit the closest department store to purchase a clean pair of underwear.