Texans Fire Wade Phillips, Then Ask Him For Money
Last week, the disappointing-isn’t-a-strong-enough-word Houston Texans fired interim/head/defensive coordinator Wade Phillips. The team must have failed to send out a company-wide memo about the personal change. The team’s ticket sales office tried to bum a couple extra bucks off the son of Bum.
Wade turned down the reminder to renew his suite for next season via Twitter.
To Texan suite sales-I am sorry,but because of recent changes I will Not renew my purchase of a suite.Hope u understand. Wade Phillips
— Wade Phillips (@sonofbum) January 6, 2014
Maybe Texans brass is gearing up for another awful season and wants to get butts in the seats — even butts they’ve kicked out the door.