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Mexico Soccer Announcers Go Crazy After US Beats Panama
Last night was a great night to be a soccer fan. Mexico and Panama were fighting for the final spot to qualify for a two-game playoff to qualify for the World Cup. If Panama beat the US, they would get into the playoff. If the US tied or was victorious over Panama, Mexico would take the Panamanians&…
US Olympic Committee Demands Redneck Olympics Change Its Name
The first annual Redneck Olympics, which took place in Hebron, Maine earlier this month, featured events such as wife-carrying, bobbing for pig’s feet, lawn mower races, mud pit belly flops and toilet-seat horseshoes.
It also posed a threat to the real Olympics, apparently, because lawyers for the US…
Gus Johnson & Bill Raftery Do Up the Cup
Englishman Ian Darke's "Go-Go, USA!" goal call of Landon Donovan's stoppage time winner that lifted the US over Algeria in World Cup 2010 will live forever as one of the classic calls in American sports. But if US Soccer ever starts looking for some American excitement, l…