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More Meaningless Gestures Faster! The Onion on JoePa’s Statue [VIDEO]

A classic "Get Out Of My Face" from The Onion's bombastic duo of sports yellers on Joe Paterno, the strange beings that inhabit bunkers on British links courses and the May 2012 Baltimore Orioles...who'll probably be nothing like the September 2012 Orioles.

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Meet the Mess!

Things have hit rock bottom for the New York Mets.  In a strange turn of events the Mets front office has decided to do something unorthodox.

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