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'Our Choice' of Gorgeous Women at the People's Choice Awards — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 15:31:09 +0000

The People’s Choice awards have something to do with who the average fan likes the most on TV, in movies and blah blah blah awards blah blah.

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Tamara Ecclestone at the London Boat Show — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 15:00:30 +0000

Tamara Ecclestone is no stranger to this website. We’ve stared at her for long periods of time on many occasions and feel she is one of the underrated beauties roaming the Earth at this moment.

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Serena Williams is Looking Jacked! — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 13:00:58 +0000

Perhaps we don’t pay close enough attention to women’s tennis to notice the transformation of Serena Williams. It’s amazing, she still looks sensational at Red Carpet events, but she looks positively possessed in some of these photos shot at the 2012 Brisbane International over the weekend. We feel really bad for that tennis ball. So what [...]

The NBA Cheerleaders are Back! — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 13:00:14 +0000

Now that the NBA lockout is officially behind us, and teams are back on the court, we can concentrate on the most important part of any NBA game — the cheerleaders.

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Why Have We Never Heard of Amy Childs? — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 13:00:13 +0000

It isn’t very often that a good looking woman slips past our radar but we’ve got to be honest and admit that we haven’t a clue who Amy Childs is and where she has been hiding. We came across her image today and felt stupid for not finding her earlier.

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Vintage Playboy Bunnies — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 13:00:41 +0000

Sure it’s fun to look at the Playboy girls of today, but every once in a while, it’s interesting to check out some of the Playboy bunnies of the past.

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Ari Graynor of 'The Sitter' — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 13:00:54 +0000

Ari Graynor is one of the stars of the new movie ‘The Sitter’ with Jonah Hill. Her first notable role was on ‘The Sopranos’ and she has appeared on ‘Veronica Mars,’ ‘CSI: Miami’ and ‘Fringe.’

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Britney Spears Celebrates Her 30th Birthday — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 13:00:54 +0000

Britney Spears turned 30 last week and it was a very uneventful birthday — she went ice skating with her boyfriend Jason Trawick. It seems like the crazy, umbrella swinging Britney is indeed long gone.

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Why Does Taylor Swift Always Look So Surprised? — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 13:04:21 +0000

Taylor Swift is an incredibly talented young woman and very deserving of all the awards and accolades she has received in her short career. The only person that doesn’t feel this way is Taylor Swift.

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Young Women Wearing 'Old Lady' Glasses — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 13:00:46 +0000

Fashion is cyclical. Old lady glasses never really went out of style though, especially with, well old ladies. It seems more young women are choosing to wear specs that look like they were found in Grandma’s desk drawer next to her original pay stubs and Werther’s Originals. Here is a gallery of young women wearing [...]

Necklaces So Large You Don't Notice Cleavage — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Danny Gallagher — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 13:00:48 +0000

Men may not know much about jewelry, but what we do know is that anything that distracts our attention away from the awesome accessories that God already gave women (aka boobs) is overstated and unnecessary.

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The Classic Italian Beauty of Sophia Loren — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 13:00:29 +0000

Sophia Loren is an Italian beauty and the first actress to win an Academy Award for a non-English speaking movie role.

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Timeless Shots of Women Reading Magazines — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 12:00:01 +0000

Vintage photos of people doing anything mundane activity tend to fascinate us.

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Women Bowling — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 13:00:56 +0000

There is nothing sexier than a woman that knows how to handle heavy balls.

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Women of the American Music Awards 2011 — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 12:00:58 +0000

Jennifer Lopez, Katy Perry, Nicky Minaj, Taylor Swift and the rest of the women of music lit up the California sky last night at the American Music Awards in Los Angeles.

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Playboy's Most Iconic Blondes — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 13:00:08 +0000

In the December issue of the magazine, Playboy named the 50 most iconic blondes of all time in its ‘Gentlemen Prefer Blondes’ pictorial. We aren’t sure if gents prefer blondes, because when it comes to beautiful women, we tend to not be that picky.

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Pretty Women In Santa Hats — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 13:00:18 +0000

Jolly Old Saint Nick isn’t exactly that good looking. It’s ok, he is well aware, we aren’t hurting his feelings. His clothes, however, can look pretty good on the right women. Actually, as this gallery proves, Santa’s hat looks good on just about any woman.

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Black Friday Photos From The Past — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 13:00:21 +0000

Black Friday is upon us! All the deals, the squeals and the (insert word that rhymes with deal and squeal that would make sense — we are at a loss) that make Black Friday such an insane concept at its very core.

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Women Chopping Wood — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 13:00:47 +0000

There is nothing sexier than a woman that can swing an axe and split some lumber.

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Janina Gavankar — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]

Chris Illuminati — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 13:38:59 +0000

Janina Gavankar is known for her breakout role as Papi on ‘The L Word’ and is currently plays Luna Garza on the HBO series ‘True Blood.’

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