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Take Off, Eh: Canadian Woman Sings Worst National Anthem Ever [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Mon, 20 May 2013 12:01:09 +0000

Alexis Normand is Canadian, so the "Star-Spangled Banner" isn't her national anthem. But if you're not sure about the lyrics before you perform it at a major event, write them down. Beats MAKING THEM UP AS YOU GO!

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Canada and Mexico Brawl at the World Baseball Classic [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 13:48:59 +0000

A North American throwdown that doesn't involve the United States? Just call it Sheriff Joe Arpaio's dream investigation -- Mexicans and Canadians fighting in his jurisdiction! At the World Baseball Classic being held in Phoenix, Mexico threw at Canadian batters leading to a bench-clearing brawl. Talk about easy pickin's for a busybody local lawman who takes his immigration status seriously. They're even wearing team colors!

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Bryce Harper Tells Reporter: "That's a Clown Question, Bro."

Andy Lee — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 20:50:27 +0000

Canadians love their beer. Washington Nationals' phenom Bryce Harper is old enough to legally consume beer in Canada. The Nationals are in Toronto to play the Blue Jays. Harper went three for four with a home run in last night's 4-2 win over the Blue Jays

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Lingerie Football League Debuts in Canada, Needs Female Tim Tebow

Dan Seitz — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 03:25:44 +0000

The league billing itself as “true fantasy football” finally brought the real life wet dream to Canada as open tryouts were held for the British Columbia Angels on Friday, March 23rd.

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Miss Universe Canada Contestant Banned For Manly Reason

Patrick Bateman — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 20:00:25 +0000

The pageant’s organizers admit Jenna Talackova is a “real girl,” but won’t let her in their beauty pageant because the Vancouver native was born a dude.

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