600 ESPN EL PASO » butt

ButtleOpener: The Butt Cheek Bottle Opener Was Too Hot For NASCAR

Joe Student — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 16:30:07 +0000

ButtleOpener is a life-size replica of a woman’s panty-clothed buttocks that serves as a novelty beer bottle opener. Because, of course it is. Watch the ButtleOpener in Action:

While we readily acknowledge that there is probably a woman somewhere in America who can perform this practical function with her real-life lady parts (and, no, we haven’t seen that video yet), we think that the ButtleOpener may be seen as an engineering marvel that would be a fine addition to your basement bar, rod and gun club or local honky-tonk.

But you won’t hear that important marketing message from NASCAR.

NASCAR

Can You Get Drunk By Drinking Alcohol Through Your Butt? [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 19:00:13 +0000

You may have heard the one about the frat boys who got drunk by drinking booze through their backsides. If you did, you probably wondered if this was actually possible, but resisted trying it yourself because you have pride and a perfectly functional mouth. In the pursuit of ‘science,’ BJ and Dalton of Q103 in [...]

Stuck Up! 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn't Be [REVIEW]

J. Audrey Miller — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 15:30:12 +0000

The brilliance of ‘Stuck Up! 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn’t Be’ is that the book delivers exactly what the title says it will: the stupid stuff people inserted into areas of their bodies where very little else belongs. Also, it’s provides the pictures as proof, whether we want to see them or not.