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ButtleOpener is a life-size replica of a woman’s panty-clothed buttocks that serves as a novelty beer bottle opener. Because, of course it is. Watch the ButtleOpener in Action: While we readily acknowledge that there is probably a woman somewhere in America who can perform this practical function with her real-life lady parts (and, no, we haven’t seen that video yet), we think that the ButtleOpen

You may have heard the one about the frat boys who got drunk by drinking booze through their backsides. If you did, you probably wondered if this was actually possible, but resisted trying it yourself because you have pride and a perfectly functional mouth ...

The brilliance of ‘Stuck Up! 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn’t Be’ is that the book delivers exactly what the title says it will: the stupid stuff people inserted into areas of their bodies where very little else belongs. Also, it’s provides the pictures as proof, whether we want to see them or not.