Over the weekend, Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III not only got married to his longtime girlfriend Rebecca Liddicoat, but the couple apparently decided to consummate their new nuptials by dressing up in disturbing costumes and making a amateur video about Pop Rocks and Tootsie Pops.

Perhaps in a state of bliss or madness, the football star posted the video on them rapping on his Facebook page. And while we certainly anticipated that a video of the couple would eventually surface, we did not expect anything like this – not in a million years.

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