Contact Us

Meet the Mess!

In a stunning move Mets G.M. Sandy Alerson has decided to release the entire roster, farm system, and himself. (Photo by Andrew Burton/Getty Images)

Things have hit rock bottom for the New York Mets.  In a strange turn of events the Mets front office has decided to do something unorthodox.

Releasing an entire team and farm system is an unprecedented move, but some Mets fans are relieved.  Queens native and long time suffering Mets fan Jerry Isaacson told a reporter, ‘ Right behind ’69 and ’86 this is shaping up to be the third best season in Mets history.’

Other fans are not taking the news so lightly.  Staten Island native Billy DeNunzio was quoted as saying, ‘Are you f-ing kidding me, these guys have been losers my whole life, and now they go out and do something genius like this.’

With no active roster, farm clubs, or general manager, first year manager Terry Collins will have his work cut out for him, but he is looking forward to the challenge.  Collins told the New York Daily News, ‘I’ve managed the Astros and the Angels when they sucked, this will be a cakewalk.’

For better or worse the 2011 New York Mets will be a fun watch!

Recommended For You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for CLUBHOUSE quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive CLUBHOUSE contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.