If the movies ‘Cannonball Run’ and ‘Death Race 2000′ got it on in the back of a Dodge Charger, ‘Need for Speed: The Run‘ would be the spawn they’d battle for custody over nine months later.
‘Assassin’s Creed Revelations’ is a game for history buffs, lovers of 16th century Constantinople, conspiracy theorists and anyone who would like to shank Adrian Peterson and Derrick Rose in the streets of 16th century Constantinople.
‘Saints Row: The Third’ seems like it was written by a hyperactive 13-year-old with an overactive imagination. That’s kind of a compliment.
Sometimes video games give user the choice of whether to be a hero or villain who does whatever the hell he wants, and we’ll never understand people who choose the former route. Especially when a game such as ‘The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim’ makes it so fun to be bad.
Even if ‘Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3’ was a terrible disappointment that also punched you in the groin every time you loaded the game, you’d have to buy it.
We’re angry at ‘Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception.‘ Why does it have to bother us in November, when our trillions-strong to-do list expands into the quadrillions?
Listening to some singers who sound like they need to goob up some serious lung oysters at the end of their shows, you come to appreciate the pipes of someone like Queensryche’s Geoff Tate.
The man’s in his fifties yet his voice still sounds like he’d been cryogenically frozen from when Nirvana yanked the rug out from under Rock-as-we-knew-it, and preserved for a time when we could again appreciate the best bands from the 1980′s.
