Patrick Bateman

Last week, there were rumors that Chris Jericho would leave the WWE for good. After last night’s controversial display, there’s no doubt he’ll be staying away from the ring for a good chunk of time.

Courtney’s a 21-year-old model,Go-go dancer, and bikini contest competitor who recently moved to Fort Collins, Colorado from Dallas, Texas.

Meet Riae – a 27-year-old SuicideGirl from Italy who’s into Hentai and loves all things Super Mario – Super Mario World, Mario Kart, Yoshi Island, Super Mario Galaxy, and Mario Party 8. We have our Toadstool costume around here somewhere.

Ana’s a “Brazilian Barbie” born in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil and currently living in Las Vegas, NV.

Meet Bessy – a 21-year-old SuicideGirl who’s into IT (information technology, not the Stephen King monster, although, she’s probably into that, too).

Erin’s a 25-year-old model, actress, and dancer from Toronto, Canada who loves interior decorating, shopping, eating, traveling, swimming, horseback riding, the beach and animals.

Meet GoGo – a self proclaimed internet geek who, despite her name, doesn’t dance in a cage or on a pole. She’s really into fur and hair, which is perfect because we’ve completely slacked on our manscaping.

Amber is a model from the Tulsa / Owasso, Oklahoma area who just got started posing for pictures last year.

Meet Tovi – a 22-year-old student who’s into pugs, dinosaurs, and the outdoors. She hates revolving doors and birds. Yeah, but has she ever seen a bird trapped in a revolving door? That’s some highbrow entertainment.

Kathy’s a 25-year-old model from Miami who’s competed in Maxim’s Hometown Hotties contest and has been featured on Mixed-Mag and DynastySeries.com.