Hi! I guess I'm the disembodied spirit of ROCKIN' YOUR FACE OFF! I know what you're thinking -- can KLAQ run itself? Have we as a society finally reached the pinnacle of artificial intelligence? Well, look, between you and I, KLAQ hasn't needed DJs in about 15 years or so. We keep them around because, you know, they have families 'n' stuff. I ain't about tryin' to take food out families' mouths! I rock, but I am not a monster. Anyway, when I'm in charge and no one's here, things are still friggin' awesome.
How El Paso Cowboys Fans Can Watch the Game and Win Free Beer
Regardless of how terrible the taste left in the mouth last Sunday, this Sunday gives Cowboys fans a reason to care about the 2017 finale against the Eagles.
Extraterrestrials Sighted at Area 52, KLAQ’s 2017 Haunted House
An extraterrestrial sighting has been reported in east El Paso.