My biography as haiku: calling sports not played poking fun without a point dang i like donuts
Duke Keith
Want to Hear Something Crazy? Locomotive FC Hosts a Playoff Game
Sebastián Velasquez scoring an 83rd minute game-winning penalty? A perfectly logical conclusion for Locomotive FC.
Everything before that?
Nuts.
With NBC Sports Watching, Rhinos Show They’re El Paso Strong
A place that would bear the scars of racism’s dumb bludgeon became a bouquet of human expression. Next to the Hooters. That's El Paso. No emotional zoning laws.
UTEP vs. UTSA: Numbers Don’t Add Up to Anything But a Headache
But numbers don’t change, they just hang around like the one bulb in the copy room that’s been flickering for eight years.
Is Locomotive FC Picking Up Steam at Just the Right Time?
Locomotive FC left it late again, but not too late. You’ll pardon Mark Lowry for hoping this also describes El Paso’s season and not just their last few games.
Missed Chances, Bad Bounces & Opportunity Lost for Locomotive FC
It looks as if Locomotive FC has gone from being able to refer plenty of work to The Orthodontist to having signed up for Invisalign.
How Do You Beat The House in Vegas? Have Goals Like Locomotive FC
Leaving Las Vegas with more than what you brought is always a good thing.
El Paso Locomotive FC did a very good thing Saturday night.
Over 34,000? Post-Game Traffic? What’s Going On Here UTEP?
You come to a Miners game having slipped into your most comfortable jaundiced expectations and suddenly discover no one is wearing those anymore.
What Do Locomotive FC and East Side Commuters Have In Common?
RGV's orange jerseys were appropriate –– they were as ubiquitous and frustrating as traffic barrels for the latest multi-year El Paso road project.
Did He Mean It? Does It Matter? Partida’s Golazo Lifts Team, City
Anyone want an apology for some unintended but magical football? Nah. El Paso has been everyone else’s political football for 400 years, from Don Juan de Oñate to another Don.
El Paso Strong but Phoenix Fortunate as Locomotive Resumes Play
When PHX's Solomon Asante gracefully swooned like a 19th-century debutante who'd just heard an unbearable secret, it had become ascending Mt. Everest.