My biography as haiku: calling sports not played poking fun without a point dang i like donuts
Duke Keith
Watch The Rhinos Fight Their Way to a Clean Sweep of the Ice Jets
Rhinos forward Tom Bartel scored the game-winning goal at 15:26 of the first period and goalie Bryce Fink stopped 32 of 33 as El Paso finished off a hard-fought three-game sweep of the Dallas Ice Jets with a 7-1 win Sunday evening.
Rhinos Edge Ice Jets in Thriller, 4-2
(EL PASO, TX) -- The El Paso Rhinos' gave the Dallas Ice Jets 13 power plays, had their starting goalie thrown out with a match penalty, but still won a tough, physical game Saturday night, 4-2.
New forward Eric Baldwin scored the game-winning goal in the second period and the Rhinos' penalty kill made it stick, despite an extended two-man advantage for the visitors as El Paso was whistled for six
Rhinos Re-Loaded: New Players, Vets Help As Team Readies for Dallas
We don't know if El Paso Rhinos head coach Cory Herman enjoys Comedy Central's "Workaholics", but he certainly lives by the words at the end of its theme song.
"Ya gotta be fresh."
Watch FAU’s Marquan Botley Beat UTEP With Game-Winning Shot
Watch as C.J. Cooper's 3-pointer brings the UTEP Miners all the way back from a 20-point second half deficit to take a one-point lead over the Florida Atlantic Owls with 15 seconds left.
Too much time.
Floyd, Team Upset With Upset as FAU Upends Miners
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Freshman Marquan Botley banked in a three pointer with three seconds left, lifting Florida Atlantic to a 71-69 upset of UTEP on Thursday night at the Don Haskins Center.
The Plano, Texas native tied his season high with 23 points, making 8-of-14 shots and 5-of-8 three pointers.
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Watch Refs Toss ODU Fans As Miners Down Monarchs
Desperate for video highlights from the Miners big win at Old Dominion? You're welcome. This comes with the added bonus of watching the refs toss some ODU fans who didn't like their calls.
Kugler Adds Character, Beef to Miner Football Lineup [VIDEO/AUDIO]
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Twenty-three student-athletes signed national letters of intent to attend and play football at UTEP on Wednesday.
“We are excited about our 2014 class,” head coach Sean Kugler said. “We have brought to UTEP 23 young men, who have excelled on the field and in the classroom...
Watch Frank Caliendo As the Entire Cast of ESPN
Everyone knows Frank Caliendo's John Madden impression. Recently, they've seen his Jon Gruden imitation. But Caliendo takes it to a different level entirely with this video where he is, basically, the entire CAST of ESPN!
How Good Are the Rhinos? El Paso Outscores Wichita 40-6
(EL PASO, TX) -- Peter Plesa notched a hat trick and the El Paso Rhinos scored four short-handed goals -- three on the same Wichita power play -- sweeping the Jr. Thunder in front of a sell-out crowd of 1,832 with a 12-1 win Saturday night.
After Miner Gambling Losses, Is UTEP A Better Team?
...And then Tim Floyd cracked a smile and made jokes at Bob Stull's expense.
Yes, this story starts in the middle. That's because the first part you've heard, seen and read already. The part about UTEP's domination of their I-10 rivals from UTSA in an 81-62 win and the four-game win streak. The part about Tim Floyd celebrating his 400th career victory.