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Sare Scores All 5 Goals as Rhinos Seal Division Crown [VIDEO]
So, if three goals is a hat trick and four goals is a Texas hat trick, what is a five-goal game called?
How about "spectacular"?
Chaseton Sare etched his name in the Rhinos' ample record book Sunday, scoring all five El Paso goals as the Rhinos came from behind to sweep the Springfield Express, 5-1...
Rhinos Leapfrog Express with 7-2 Win [VIDEO]
Artur Laukaitis and Chaseton Sare each scored twice as the El Paso Rhinos beat the Springfield Express, 7-2, Friday night, jumping over the Express for second place in the Mid-West Division of the WSHL.
Evan Camba got the opening goal just 15 seconds into the game, tipping Brody Surette's pass from the point by Springfield goalie Bailey Stephens...
Did Refs Cold-Clock UTEP? Wilms’ Buzzer-Beater Overruled [VIDEO]
Tough loss for @UTEP_MBB. @ODUMBB escapes El Paso with a 62-61 win. #beINCOLLEGE pic.twitter.com/wUscZ1BHmQ
— beIN COLLEGE SPORTS (@beINCOLLEGE) March 3, 2017
By JEFF DARBY/UTEP Athletics
Zoran Talley made two free throws with 2.5 seconds left, and officials ruled that Matt Willms’ tip-in came after the buzzer sounded as Old Dominion held on for a 62-61 victory at UTEP on Thursday night...
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Does El Paso HAVE to Support UTEP? [OPINION]
What's the surest way to get people looking at you side-eyed? Tell them they have to do something.
"If you're serious about getting in shape, you have to do CrossFit!"
Or get a job in heavy construction and get paid to do the same thing...
Rhinos ‘Paint The Ice’ in 12-1 Win Over Tulsa [VIDEO]
After their game Sunday evening the El Paso Rhinos held their first-ever "Paint The Ice" party, which was appropriate -- the team had just finished tagging the Tulsa goal in a 12-1 win to stay within a point of top spot in the WSHL's Mid-West Division...
No Buzzer-Beaters Needed as UTEP Men, Women Win Handily [VIDEO]
UTEP's men's and women's teams didn't trade buzzer-beaters against FIU like they did the last time -- both Miners teams were dominant in their wins over the Panthers.
As you can see from Campus Insiders' video, a few weeks back, it was a different story...
Rhinos Climb Within a Point of First with 7-1 Win [VIDEO]
The El Paso Rhinos must be channeling some Buzzards' magic playing in the old WPHL-champions' replica jerseys for Hockey Weekend Across America. Jesse Vuorinen scored twice and El Paso is now within a point of first place in the Mid-West Division of the WSHL as the Rhinos dominated the Tulsa Jr...
Artis, Jones Highlight UTEP’s 60-55 Road Win at FAU [VIDEO]
By JEFF DARBY/UTEP Athletic Media Relations
BOCA RATON, FLA. – UTEP held Florida Atlantic to 22 second-half points and pulled away late for a 60-55 win over the Owls on Thursday night in Boca Raton.
The Miners (12-15, 10-5 C-USA) outscored the Owls 28-22 in the second half...
UTEP Looked Good, And We Have the Highlights to Prove It [VIDEO]
Don't look now, but the UTEP Miners are 9-5 and tied for third in Conference USA. Actually, DO look now, because the Miners looked good in their road sweep last weekend!
UTEP survived a scare at North Texas, winning 77-71 in overtime, but led wire-to-wire at Autry Court in a 79-71 win over Rice...
Miners Bury Eagles Under Barrage of Three-Pointers [VIDEO]
Courtesy: Jeff Darby/UTEP Athletic Media Relations
EL PASO, TEXAS – Dominic Artis scored six of his 20 points during a 16-0 run early in the second half as UTEP thumped Southern Miss, 80-50, on Saturday night in the Don Haskins Center for its seventh win in nine games...