The Force is Strong with ‘Star Wars’ Pin-Up Calendar Girls [PICTURES]
A new ‘Star Wars’ inspired pin-up calendar will help you make the jump to lightspeed…in your pants.
Could Prisons Soon Be Guarded by Robots?
South Korea is hoping to become the first country to hire robots to help guard their prison populations.
Necklaces So Large You Don’t Notice Cleavage — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Men may not know much about jewelry, but what we do know is that anything that distracts our attention away from the awesome accessories that God already gave women (aka boobs) is overstated and unnecessary.
Playboy’s Rainy Day Jordan Brightens Our Day with a ‘Quickie’ [INTERVIEW]
The women that appear in the pages of Playboy seem like incredibly intimidating creatures to men. Even the coolest of characters usually stutters more than Foghorn Leghorn being tasered when talking with one of the Playmates.
Gorgeous Half-Naked Women Teach Us About Rugby [VIDEO]
Even the dumbest of men can understand complex topics when they are taught the way God intended: using extremely hot women.
Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder Adds New Rear Wheel Drive Feature
The Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder, the smallest car in the company’s fleet, could soon be the envy of drifters everywhere.
Popular Liquor Now Available in ‘Non-Alcoholic’ Version
Designated drivers and recovering alcoholics rejoice!
Cat Playing Great Defense Makes Up For the NBA Lockout [VIDEO]
A cat owner trained his little bundle of fluff to play defense in the paint and captured some of the footage of “Larry Birdeater” in action.
Restaurant Owner That Banned Kids Enjoys Boom In Business
The owner of a restaurant in Monroeville, Pennsylvania banned children under six from his establishment and has actually seen a boom in business.
Scientists Want to Use Lasers To ‘Rip Into Space’
Not content with almost destroying all of existence with the Large Hadron Collider, scientists now want to create a laser powerful enough tear a hole in the very fabric of space.