Dan Seitz
Lingerie Football League Debuts in Canada, Needs Female Tim Tebow
The league billing itself as “true fantasy football” finally brought the real life wet dream to Canada as open tryouts were held for the British Columbia Angels on Friday, March 23rd.
Finally, Pizza Beer Exists
Confucius once said “Beer and pizza go together like beer and pizza.” He said it during his later years, he might have been losing his quotability by that time. Anyway, beer and a slice go so well together we’re a little surprised it’s taken so long for somebody to combine the flavors of pizza into a beer.
Thankfully, forgoing a
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Bikini Robbers Thwarted By Man on Crutches
William Joseph Knowles had fractured his shin and was hobbling around Hollywood, Fla. on crutches last week when two women approached, one in nothing but a bikini. “Finally,” he thought “this injury is going to work in my favor.” Nope. They tried to mug him.
Men’s Health Declares Jennifer Aniston the Hottest Woman of All Time
Men’s Health declared Jennifer Aniston the ‘hottest woman of all time’ in a recent article that no one in the world should care about except it’s the end of the year and people love ‘lists’ and ‘declarations’ of things there is no possible way of ever proving or disproving.
Actress Insists Magazine Doctored Photos To Make Her Appear Nude
Here’s a strange story: we’re so used to actresses suing over actual nude photos, but actress Veena Malik is suing a magazine because, she alleges, photos were doctored to make her appear nude.
10 Disgustingly Flavored Liquors You Should Avoid During the Holidays
CBS Television
With the holiday season comes that most sacred of holiday traditions which is, or course, drinking heavily for the month of Decemeber. It seems as though a virus has contaminated our nation's alcohol supply, a virus that started with vodka distillers and has spread its tendrils across our precious booze industry: flavorings. A
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We’ve Found The Greatest 404 Error Page On The Internet
Everybody surfing the internet runs into it eventually: the dreaded 404 page.
Maryland Police Arrest ‘Frosty the Snowman’ for Disorderly Conduct
Ah, the holidays. The only time of the year people can dress up in a weird seasonal character outfit and appear completely sane. And yet, some do not understand this time-honored holiday tradition, and its boundaries. Maybe some people are just too jolly, happy and dumb
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Attractive Woman Explains How To Conceal a Thigh Holster [VIDEO]
Thigh holsters are made specifically for the ladies who carry firearms.
Marlins Unveil Possibly The Ugliest Sports Uniforms Ever
The Marlins unveiled many new things at a press event last Friday — a new name (Miami instead of Florida), a new manager in Ozzie Guillen and a new look in game day attire. In sad, but related news, every old person in the state of Florida had a massive stroke at the sight of the new uniforms.