Comedian Aries Spears is appearing this weekend at The Comic Strip in El Paso.

The longtime MadTV star and world-famous stand-up was a guest on the Buzz Adams Morning Show. He started to tell us a story that he’d heard about retired NBA star Dikembe Mutombo but stopped short when he realized that the story was too dirty to be repeated on the radio.

Aries said he couldn’t do the story justice without using the profanity but agreed to tell us the story off the air. Here, then, is the Aries Spears Dikembe Mutombo story that was “too hot for radio”….